Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
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one time when i was walking down the street, a group of three 30 year old men stopped their car beside me, threw a bag of uneaten wendy’s hamburgers at my face, called me a whore, and drove off.
i was 9 years old.
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Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
For my 16th birthday (next year) I want a 100 millisecond advert of just a picture of my face on one of the main TV channels. Everybody would go on...
this older guy in an alley asked me if i wanted a free tattoo and i said heck yeah :)
“you’re basically like one of those facebook normies” “you idiot, i joined in 2009. you aren’t even 5t4s”
Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It
The look of disappointment when I asked her be more specific was priceless.
This boy I’m not interested in keeps texting me so I was brainstorming ways to drive him away and then I remembered I just have to...